“Only my wife can ooze all over me.” – Simba, 2022

“You guys broke my throat so much hey.” – Panda, 2022

“Daai hoenderboudjie het nou gelyk soos ‘n penis.” – Denise 2022

“Joh, my poep ruik soos ek voel … kak.” – Maryna 2020

“Ek spuit al my manne in die oggend.” – Ricco 2020

“Hy was in die spesiale klas in die spesiale skool.” – Marco 2020

“Dis soos ‘n glory hole, maar vir jou hande.” – Althea 2019